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November’s Nilling Sausage

This post went to Patronizers at the beginning of November, and to the public at the beginning of December. Not a Patronizer? You could be! I’m preparing for next week’s shoulder surgery. I won’t be able to type for 4 to 6 weeks, so I’m trying dictation again. this post is dictated and I can […]

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For Digital Reader and above: Tormented by Teledildonics

I’m sorry. Y’all deserve better. I thought I was done writing this kind of… thing, but last week was rough and the Muse insisted. There’s a blog on how this came about at https://mwl.io/archives/25026. Yes, it’s exactly what it says on the cover. It’s also my first ever attempt at fiction with a coauthor. As […]

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for Digital Reader and above: Twisted Presents

I truly try to treat all my Patronizers equally, no matter how they back me. Yeah, okay, I have a bit of extra fondness for you folks here, who skip Patreon’s cut and tolerate my homebrew patronage system, but I want to keep the benefits the same across both and deliver rewards simultaneously. Yesterday’s PHP […]

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October’s Orthopedic Sausage

This post went to Patronizers at the beginning of October, and to the public at the beginning of November. Not a Patronizer? You could be! I’d like to say that the title of this month’s post is a clever pun in some way, meant to either expand your vocabulary or troll your deficient vocabulary. It […]

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September’s Syzygant Sausage

This post went to Patronizers at the beginning of September, and to the public at the beginning of October. Not a Patronizer? You could be! Despite my nature, I am committing socialization once a week. It’s either that, or pillage my next book title from the Simpsons. So I’m visiting friends a few weekends ago. […]

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August’s Aqueous Sausage

This post went to Patronizers at the beginning of August, and to the public at the beginning of September. Not a Patronizer? You could be! The apartment complex opened the pool. It’s right beneath my balcony. Now that my smaller desktop works, I can roll out and work while sneering at the people in the […]

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For all Patronizers: Tiny Time Wars

Lately, I’ve been a dumpster fire. You know why. I’m starting to reassemble myself, but I can’t claim mental integrity. Part of that is: I completely forgot to send Digital Reader Patronizers a copy of Tiny Time Wars from last month’s Storybundle. This collection won’t appear anywhere else. The stories have appeared elsewhere, but not […]

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July’s Jangada Sausage

This post went to Patronizers in July and to the public in August. Not a Patronizer? You could be! It’s 98F outside and will remain so for the foreseeable future. Settling into the new apartment continues. My master plan for a smaller desk I can wheel onto the balcony is almost complete, but it’s 98F […]

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